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Postmaster Bill: This machine reads zip codes. Mayor Quimby: I’ve called this meeting to figure out what to do with those blabbermouth kids and their creepy English accents. Wiggum: Let this be a lesson to you! Kids never learn. Homer: Well if kids are so innocent why is every bad named after them? “Acting childish.” “Kidnapping.” “Child abuse.” Take your money and go someplace else! Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken The program is sound.Ĭasino Owner: Las Vegas doesn’t care for out-of-towners. Homer: Blame me if you must, but don’t ever speak ill of the program! The program is rock solid. Ned: This is all your fault! You and your stupid program. Ginger: You two fellas are the nicest husbands we’ve ever had. Ned: How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says, “Think”? Lisa: You’re not really giving my dad power of attorney are you? I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it. Lisa: He also invented the photograph, the microphone and the electric guitar. Ralph: This snowflake tastes like fish sticks! The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace We’ll never have that freedom again.Īlex: Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card. We’ve only got nine, maybe ten years, tops where we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open and go days without bathing. It’s a little thick, but the price is right! Marge: Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. Lisa: Am I the only one that wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch McLaughlin Group? Of course with grease!Īlex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all you need is a thumbtack and a lot of paper towels. Homer: Marge, if you don’t mind I’m a little busy now achieving financial independence. User Review 0 ( 0 votes) Lard of the Dance

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